The Dictatorship of Everything is Awesome is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-working, cynical population of 8.35 billion Everything is Awesomeans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 46.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Everything is Awesomean economy, worth 385 trillion regions a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Door-to-door Insurance Sales industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Uranium Mining, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 46,116 regions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, TV shows must meet strict ethnicity quotas, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and the country's famous rainforests are being bulldozed by the mining industry. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Everything is Awesome's national animal is the black hawk, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Everything is Awesome is ranked 107,510^th in the world and 2,069^th in Suspicious for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,216.49 on the Gilded Widget Scale.